CarelessAndForgetful: 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your t oes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's o kay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Friday, January 9, 2009

RAT curse... i hate them

Location: ECP
Date : 9/1/2009
Time: 7:32 pm

Its the staring of a very very New Year 2009.. before the cow arrived, the RAT curse hit me again..

Just finish work and the sky havent turn dark yet..so heng.. can finish work early today.
but driving on peak hour... must be careful lor.

But this time I'm the first vehicle... headache man.... its a young man just 20 yrs old driving his sister car.
Insurance is alreadi very high and accident again...
But also very lucky cos no more NCD to deduct liao...

ah niu ge.. please 快点来...